Sup people thanx 4 the hits been a little busy recording and remodeling but I promise I will not stay away so long this time. Like my partner said Halloween is my favorite holiday and I can't wait, now as for the movie I'm a little pissed at Rob for this one. The movie isn't all bad it just lacked the Halloween spirit of the first one. What I mean by this is Michael Myers didn't scare me at all. Don't get me wrong Tyler Maine is a hulk of a damn near 7 foot dude but he just aint nail the creepiness of Michael. The first movie kind of got away with it but that's only because the powers that be didn't let rob into the editing room. I saw his cut of the movie (Bootleg) the day after I saw the version in theaters and it lost a lot of its creepiness. Michael was 2 damn out in the open, he lost his shadow figure aura and it pretty much with his size turned him into Jason Voorhees (Not Cool). Now as for H2 he kicked the shadow in the ass and threw him out of the window (Defiantly Not Cool). The sequel Almost picked up where it left off with the same cast of characters - Scout Taylor Compton (Laurie Strode) Brad Dourif (The Sheriff) Sherri Moon Zombie (The Mother) Malcolm McDowell (Dr Loomis)Danielle Harris (The Friend The Sheriffs Daughter and The Mother Hen) and Chase Vanek (Young Michael) who is the only replacement. Personally I like Daeg Faerch better as young Michael from the first movie but that kid got huge fast so they had to find a smaller kid. I think it would have been more interesting to show us Michael at a little bigger say 17 and keep the kid but I aint rob zombie, anyway. The start of the movie was great, paying homage to the original sequel well after a crash scene where he escapes the coroner van where we get a 4min scene of just a wounded passenger sayin fuck over and over again till mike splats him. Then it's on to the hospital to kill little sis and the night staff, This took me back to the original sequel and why I hate hospitals at night creepy as hell (Good Rob Zombie). After that we wake up a year later in suckville with Lorie living with The Sheriff and his daughter in what looked like a farm house that's supposed to be on the outskirts of Haddonfield but looked to me like they bought it from leatherface and his crazy ass family. Then Michael appears walking somewhere (U Know Where) no mask and lookin like 80's Wrestler Hill Billy Jim (Not Kidding Google Both And Judge). Anyway he gets beat up by 2 red necks kills them eats their dog which in some psychic way makes his sister get sick walks more kills a stripper a horny club owner and a bouncer (Good Gore) and then it gets weird because Lorie reads a new book by Loomis and finds out she is his sister and becomes a drunk party girl (Bad Rob Zombie). Lorrie is the good to Michaels evil what is wrong with u dude (Bad Bad Rob Zombie) she can't get drunk. And Sheri Moon Zombie and the white horse with the biggest feet I have ever seen pop in and out telling Michael what to do from time to time to annoy u because they have no clear meaning for being in the movie other than to say when Lorie is ready to die, why chase her if she is not ready yet (Bad Rob Zombie Leave Ur Wife At Home She Died In The First One) it just adds to the confusion. Now on to the actual good part of the movie. Danielle Harris if u remember was the only victim that Michael spared in the first movie encounters him again in the best scene of the movie in my opinion I won't spoil it but she stole the movie here as she did playing his niece Jamie in the original movies (Good Good Rob Zombie). Sorry to say from here its downhill with an ending that's as bad as any since the original 3rd sequel with those damn masks and no Michael. This movie was 3 different movies edited in to 1 very badly just did not add up at any point. so For the 111 minutes I wasted of my life I just got one word - Nah!!
